~Adam writes in his daily journal after reading a rough draft of the "Rhyno spooning Edge incident" as per the "Adam Copeland on Edge" version.

"When we went to Rhyno's house, finding a place to sleep could be a battle. He had a couch, but it was always occupied by his brother's friend, who had a snore that shook foundations of houses. Rhyno also had cot or you could share his bed with him. Well, one night Jay nabbed the cot before I could I used the old standard of "I've been in the business longer than you." to no avail. This left me one of two options. Sleep on the floor, or share the bed with the man-beast. I bit the bullet and decided to bunk with Rhyno. When I went to sleep there was a good distance between us and I quickly crashed. When I woke later I found that Rhyno had closed the gap, and I was being spooned by the snoring, big, burly bastard! He was nuzzled up against me like I was his mama rhino and he wanted to suckle my teat. What the hell! It was one of those moments, I dipped into my most manly voice, and yelled, "Get the fuck off me, ya horny freak!" Rhyno still brags to his wife (Yes, he married a woman) that I am the first person, of either gender, he has ever spooned with. It doesn't exactly stand out in my resume, but what the hell, it's still a first. "

Adam smiled as he began to write: Let me just start by saying no animals were hurt in creating this- oh, shit that's a different story all together because there is a certain "Rhyno" that should of had his reproductive organ chopped of. Notice I said "Should have?" But damn, it felt so fucking good and his body was so different from my Sweet baby Jay's and being the "Sexual slave" I am... Let's just say this part was what was left *Out* of "Adam Copeland on Edge" and yes there were several "parts" I had either conveniently forgotten to mention or Simon and Schuster (and Stacy) wouldn't let me mention them anyways. So now that all the formalities are out of the way; Let's get to the Gore-y (Bad pun intended) details.

We was in Detroit. Home of the Detroit Zoo and "Rhyno" and No they are not one in the same. When you went to "Rhyno's" house to crash you had one of three choices. Couch, cot, or sharing the bed with the "man-beast" himself. The couch was out, being already occupied by the snoring one. So that left the Cot.

Jay and I did the only fair thing for cot rights. And what is that you may ask? Come on just ask. Rock, paper, scissors. And Jay cheats like hell at this game of course. "You so fucking cheat." I whine as his Rock smashed my scissors.

"Do not." Jay put on his best "Christian" pout. And yes, he does damn it!

"Fine then. I'll go in there and sleep in Rhyno's bed. With Rhyno. Jay is gonna sleep with Rhyno." Jay exclaimed, his arms folded over his chest in full-out pout mode.

"Like hell you are!" I groaned possessively. Although to this day I actually don't remember seeing him make any real movement towards the "Rhyno's den". What the hell? How bad could it be.... Not that bad.... Right?!? (A large gulp can be heard here)

I knocked softly on the half open door. "Yeah. It's open dumb ass." The voice of "Rhyno" beckoned "?" (And that's said with a question mark in my mind)

"Ah...Rhyno?" I stepped into the room to see him setting on the bed in nothing but his BVD's and a shit eating grin spread from ear to ear.

"Christian cheat at rock, paper, scissors again?" Rhyno asked with that afore mentioned grin plastered on his face. I nodded my head as an answer even as I moved towards the bed, closing the door behind me. I'd be damned if anyone was going to actually *See* me in his bed. Damn "Christian" his little (sexy) ass is so fucking cut off I sputtered to myself as I sat on the edge of the bed pulling off my shoes.

"And stay on your own side of the bed." I warn gruffly as I slip out of my T-shirt and jeans...I am safe in the ole under-roos I reassure myself...I curl under the nice warm (fuzzy) blanket and as my eyes drift closed. I realize then that this is a comfortable bed...Damn comfortable! And with that thought I was out like a light as the proverbial saying goes. Sometime later I had awoken to a warm body spooning me (I knew instinctively that it wasn't Jay -The body was way too big to be Jay)

Rhyno! He had managed to fill the gap between us and was all over me like a white on rice. What the hell? Shock set in or at least something close to shock. "Get the fuck off me, ya horny freak." I said but not as loud as one would think. (For the reader's sake the book was toned down a bit. Hell a lot actually. Bits and pieces of my life that are just that *mine* and whom ever I happen to be sharing them with at the time; Which most of the time it's Jay but not this time) Anyway his hand slid down the waist band on those "Safe" under-roos to my cock (Which I'll add was already slightly aroused...damn body anyway...always betraying me. I'm a horn dog. What can I say?) That big hand began to tighten and pump my cock like an old style water pump and damn it felt so good.

"You trying to tell me you don't want this?" Rhyno groaned against my shoulder, pressing his hard cock against the crack of my ass. I swallowed hard and felt his huge erection ground against me. The son of a bitch was already butt-ass naked as the day he was born and I *Now* know exactly why the man is called "Rhyno".

Holy shit he's fucking hung like a....Rhino. "No," I manage to get out the only word that I can consciously find to form at this point in time. My head was spinning like a fucking top. And the rest of my body was feeling all sorts of cause and effects. And what that means exactly...I was getting horny as hell real damn fast!

"No. You don't want this? Or NO you don't want me to stop?" Rhyno bit at my exposed shoulder fully arousing me (literally) from my sleep state and I might add on my behalf that I was having one hell of a hot dream about Jay and only years later "Rhyno" would admit that I was already sporting a "Stiffy" when he touched it.

"Don't stop." I arch my hips against his hand and hear his deep guttural groan against my ear. "Then let's get you out of these." He murmurers against my neck as his thumb hooks the side of my under ware. I moan as he turns me to my back. His long dark hair falling on my waist as his head dips to bite at my stomach. His fingers are already working at my ass hole to prepare me for his well en-gore-ged cock (Yup bad pun again) I shamelessly wrap my legs around his upper chest, hooking my feet at the ankles using the leverage to pull my ass up off the bed in a rather "Slutty" blatant invitation to the man-beast. This move has "Rhyno" growling and happily excepting the invitation. "Jesus Christ, Edge." He groans against the head of my swollen cock. His warm breath sending tremors though out my entire fucking body so bad that I am shaking with pure raw lust.

I actually want this man so fucking bad I can taste it. Let me state right here and now that it is no where near the way I feel for Jay. This is pure animal mating at it's damn (horny) best. One horny son of a bitch and a "Rhyno". Nuff said.

His fingers are in my ass way past his knuckles at this point. Fingers. Two. And he is scissoring them in my asshole so expertly that I damn near cum all over his face. "One more, Edgebaby. one more. This is a big cock that's about to drive in this tight little asshole of yours and I wouldn't wanna hurt you." He warns almost soothingly as he moves a third finger inside me. I am lost. Pain shocks though my body. Pain so intense that it quickly turns to rippled pleasure and I'll be damn if I'm writhing under him like a bitch in heat (This is not for the faint at heart folks) He manages to loosen my legs that are clasped like a steel vise grip around his waist and turns me to my side. I moan in protest at the feel of his fingers being extracted from my ass.

"Rhyno," I'm breathless at this point. "What the fuck are you doing?" I look over my shoulder at him too see that he has a tube of lube and he's applying the creme to his (and I say again) *huge* cock.

"This is gonna hurt you more than it does me, Edge." He warns, opening my ass with his fingers. And he's right. My body tries to resist that first initial feel of his cock as he pushes in slowly to penetrate and I tense like a bow. My first instinct is to bolt. To get the hell out of his bed. "Relax," His voice is soft in my ear as his big hand again grabs my cock like his own personal little water pump whore."

"Relax Edgebaby. Do you have any idea how fucking long I've wanted you, Copeland? More baby more. I'm pushing in more. I have to. I'm sorry, Edge." He groans as his mouth latches onto my shoulder. And here's the part where he is suckling me like a baby rhino with it's Mommas teat (that's gonna leave a hell of a mark in the morning) I move my hips to thrust my cock in his hand and I end up impaling my ass with a whole lot of "Rhyno" cock and it feels so good I want to scream. We pick up a steady...near frantic...rhythm that has the head board of the fucking bed hitting against the wall behind us and I am so fucking thankful to the fact that first "Rhyno's" brother's friend snores like an ox and second that Jay sleeps like the dead. Nothing can stir this man once he is asleep...Unless it is a very horny Edge with his cock shoved up that sexy ass...and now, after that being stated, back to the very "Horny" Edge in the "Rhyno's" den.

"Oh dear fucking god." I groan aloud as "Rhyno" brings his left leg up around my waist further driving him deeper to where every slight thrust has him literally slamming into my prostate and this man is sexually ruthless. His hand is so rough on my cock that it feels like rug burn and it hurts like hell but I actually begin to get off on the pain. He uses my pre-cum to smooth down the base of my cock to ease the friction of skin-on-skin motion. This is damn hot rough sex at it's wild best and I am drinking it up like a kitten with a warm bowl of milk. I am moaning and slamming my ass against him so hard that I'm one hundred percent sure we're both gonna have bruises tomorrow. And do I care. Fuck no! With this I realize that he's not called the "Man-beast" for nothing. He fucks like a beast and pulls you into it with such a ferocity that you either join him or could quite possibly be torn to shreds by his massive size. I am beyond stretched and it feels so fucking good. My body is spiraling out of control as I feel my hot cum spray from me into his hand and in that same instant "Rhyno" has a hold of my hair, pulling my face to meet his in what is quite possibly one of the single most mind shattering kisses I have *EVER* experienced (Not that I would tell anyone this... but my world was rocked by a "Rhyno") I screamed in his parted *rough* lips.There is nothing tender about the way this man fucks. Absolutely nothing! I feel his cock pumping inside me and I constrict the muscles of my ass cheeks tightly as he groans into the crevice of my open mouth. Our tongues dancing wickedly around the others giving the phrase 'Trading spit' a whole new meaning. His body stiffens momentarily and he is fully released. He pulls his mouth from mine to look down at me. "You alright baby?" He asks tentatively, his fingers smoothing over my sweaty chest and stomach. I nod my response. My mind and body shattered beyond all relm of reality. I lay there trembling in his arms. Yes I was trembling and yes he was holding me. Screw you. The big man rocked my little corner of the world.

Our sated bodies lay exactly where we started. Spooned in the middle of the bed. "You still want me to stay on my side of the bed?" Rhyno grins, kissing my entire face tenderly. "It's your fucking bed dork chop. The whole bed is your side of the bed." And with that said, he settles in behind me. Both our bodies spent as we fall into what is possibly one of the most peaceful sleeps I have experienced in a hell of a long time. With "Rhyno" still inside me. Still holding me in those large arms.

And there you have it. I share this experience with very few people. My daily Journal. Lisa. Jericho. But never Jay. There is no way come hell or high water that I could ever hurt Jay *that* much. And since that night there have been a few times I let Jay beat me at Rock, paper, scissors and outwardly I "Whined" about him cheating but inside I couldn't wait to sneak into the "Rhyno's" den and share the Man-Beast's bed again.

~ End...............