Look at them. They're acting like children. It's really kind of amusing to tell you the truth. Who would have thought two gorgeous blonds-one a god and the other a goddess-would be fighting over me? Like I said-amusing.

Christian is so damn adorable when he pouts like that. It must have been driving him crazy all those months that I followed Trish around without him there. He must have missed me a lot judging by the way he's saying that Trish can't have me now. Jealous are we, Christian? Oh look, he's getting defensive. Those damnable blue eyes of his are blazing and I love it. He's definitely hotter when he's angry. I gotta remember to get him angry more often.

So I'm his and all his, huh? That's nice to know. Don't think Trish likes that much though. Nope, she doesn't like it at all. And who can blame her, really? I've kept her life a hell of a lot more exciting since Christian introduced me to her. And she knows it too. Oh, guess I forgot to tell her earlier that I wouldn't be accompanying her to the ring anymore. She looks pissed now. But, Christian doesn't want me to and he's the boss. He pays well…very VERY well. Trish pays well too, but no one pays like Christian. That reminds me-he owes me some payment tonight. In fact, the boy owes a whole lot of payment if memory serves me correct. I never received my last payment before he went out with that back injury.

Are they STILL going on about who gets me? I thought they would have settled this issue by now. They really are children when they don't get their respective ways. Hmm? Oh, Christian is talking to me.

Guess I better pay attention. My, my, my how Christian does like to run on at the mouth. He needs me to have his back after he wins the title, does he? Well, I guess that's true. He's still coming back from that back injury and I wouldn't want Jericho to hurt him again.

Of course, I'm not allowed at ringside anyway.

Yes, Trish IS the one that actually has a belt to defend tonight.

She does need me there to make sure she doesn't lose it to Victoria. Very good point my buxom blonde goddess. But she's a tough cookie and she can do it on her own.

There she goes talking about that damn "Mystery Woman" again. I swear, I hate that…that THING! Maybe I should go out there tonight with her. I need to get my hands on that pest and guaranteed it will come out to make sure Victoria wins.

Oh, oops, Christian is saying "no". Then I shouldn't go. I can't go against the boss…

Well I'll be damned! Trish is flirting with me right in front of Christian. Does she have a death wish?! Do what in her dressing room? I love it when she whispers in my ear. Hmm…oh….that could be quite interesting…fuck yeah! Of course, I already knew she was a slut but this just proves it! She's never suggested doing anything like this before. Sounds very interesting and I think I should check it out.

Christian is a big boy. I'm sure he can handle himself tonight with Jericho. And besides, I'll be there after his match to erm… "congratulate" him and watch his back. There's nothing wrong with having your cake and eating it too, is there? Besides, it's just one more time for the road with Trish and then I'm all his for however long he wants me to be.

Oh yes, it's going to be a very good night for Tyson. And hey, if Trish retains her title and Christian wins the IC gold, then it just means even more celebrating. This is my lucky night!