"Are not."

"Am too."

"Are not!"

"Am too!"

"ARE NOT!"

"AM TOO!"

"ARE NOT!!!"

"AM TOO!!!"

"ARE NOT, ARE NOT, ARE NOT!!!"

"AM TOO, AM TOO, AM TOO!!!"



Billy sighed, looking up from the television to stare at the two juveniles in the kitchen. That's truly what they were in his mind. Dom and Elijah had been arguing for half an hour, and he was starting to get a killer headache. He tried everything - covering his ears, turning up the volume on the game, walking outside - but nothing could stop the incessant chatter of the two younger men. He was trying to come up with a way to kill both of them and hide the bodies before the others arrived when he felt the heat of two pairs of eyes on him.

Glancing up, a feeling of fear overtook him. They were there…right there in front of him. And they were both staring at him. "So?" Dom said, hands on his hips. "Who's right, Billy?" Billy looked from one man to the other and shook his head. "No way, mate!" he said loudly. "You are not dragging me into this!" Elijah stomped his foot. "But Biiiiiiiiiilly!" he whined. "You're the only one here!" Billy's head shook faster.

"I told you, I refuse to get into this with you two," he said firmly. "It's ridiculous. It's asinine, and it's downright juvenile." Dom smirked at Elijah as he pouted. "You don't want to say anything because when you tell Dom he's wrong, he won't give you any!" Billy rolled his eyes, still shaking his head. "It's nothing like that," he said, trying to look around the two men at the TV. "HA!" Elijah said triumphantly. "He didn't say you were right!!"

Dom kicked the floor with his shoe. "Yeah, well," he said, looking at Elijah. "Didn't say I was wrong either!" Elijah made a face. "But you are wrong!" he said. Dom's face brightened. "I am not!" Elijah's eyes twinkled as he danced around Dom, singing, "Are too, are too, are too!!!" Billy had reached his limit. He looked up again and said sternly, "If you two don't behave and stop right this instant, I'm going to spank both of you!"

Elijah stopped mid-bounce and turned, looking at Billy. "OOOOH!" he said, giggling as Dom wiggled his eyebrows. "Spanking!!" At that, both men turned, bending over and sticking their asses a foot from Billy's face. With a wicked grin, Billy leaned forward and bit the soft skin of Dom's thigh. "HEY!" he yelped. "That was no spanking!" Elijah's giggle was cut short by a hard slap on his rounded butt. "No, but that was!"

"That was nothing," Billy growled at them, suddenly distracted by the sight before him. Dom's hands were on his knees, his hips swaying back and forth slowly in front of Billy's eyes. Without thinking, Billy licked his lips and leaned forward slightly. Suddenly, he saw Dom's eyes peering back at him. A quick back and forth jerk of his hips, and Dom was chuckling at Billy. "See something you like, Billy Boy?"

Billy said nothing. He just reached out, grabbed the back of Dom's jeans with one hand and pulled him back onto the sofa. Dom landed with a plop next to Billy and he grinned. "You're easily excited," Dom said as he placed his hand on Billy's thigh. Billy just nodded, then reached out with his other hand, pulling Elijah down as well. Elijah landed on Billy's lap with a small thud. Billy winced at the weight hitting his swollen crotch.

"I told you I didn't want to get in the middle of this argument," Billy said, his hand idly tracing circles on Elijah's back. "But, it seems we have no choice now." Dom giggled. "So, what do you propose, oh great William?" Billy shrugged, a hint of mischief in his eyes. "I suppose you both have to try and prove it to me," he said, his voice dropping slightly as his pants grew tighter. Elijah wiggled out of Billy's lap, dropping to the floor in front of him.

Elijah's slender fingers worked quickly undoing Billy's jeans. Dom leaned over, sucking Billy's lip between his. "And just how are you going to judge this contest?" Dom whispered in his ear as Lij worked the denim down, freeing Billy's erection. Billy shrugged again, thinking. His lips parted, preparing to speak, but the only sound that came out was a low moan. "Ohfuckingbloodyhell!" Dom giggled.

Billy's cock was buried in Elijah's mouth, his already slender cheeks hollowing further as he sucked. Dom watched in fascination. "Wow," he whispered as Billy's hand clutched his thigh. Billy never noticed as Dom slid off the sofa and sat next to Elijah, his hand making its way up a lean thigh, coming to rest on the bulge in Lij's pants. Dom's eyes were fixed on the connection between Lij's tongue and Billy's crotch.

Dom's cries drowned out everything as Elijah teased him, sucking and stroking at the same time. Dom lie on the floor, positioning himself next to the couch. He leaned up, flicking his tongue over Billy's heavy balls as Elijah worked his magic on the oozing tip of Billy's cock. Billy had lost the ability to speak beyond a few utterances of encouragement, and Dom was enjoying the sight of his lover's cock sliding in and out of his friend's beautiful mouth.

Lij jumped slightly as Dom's tongue ran across the underside of Billy's cock, sparking white hot when it touched his own. Billy whimpered slightly when Elijah's mouth was gone, but when he opened his eyes and saw Dom, his hands buried in Lij's hair, lips pressed together, hands groping wherever they could, he had to smile. This was definitely going to be a tough decision.

When he chuckled, Dom broke away from Elijah and looked up at Billy. "Well?" he asked. Billy shrugged. "Still don't know," he replied. Dom nodded, then crawled forward, completely engulfing Billy's cock as Elijah stroked and squeezed his balls. In a matter of seconds, Billy was back in that place beyond heaven. The only connection to him and this earth was the feel of wet mouths and soft hands on his groin.

They were teasing now. There was no other word for it - teasing, licking, stroking, sucking. Hot. Wet. Soft. Hard. Teasing. And then…"God, don't stop!" Billy cried out. A deep, throaty laugh came from the doorway. "Yeah, don't stop," Viggo said, his arm around Orlando's waist as the younger man bounced in front of him. Billy's eyes flew open, and he stared at the door, a blush creeping up his cheeks. But, down below, the action never stopped and before long, he was moaning, screaming, losing the precious control he always seemed to have.

Dom and Elijah shared another kiss as the others sat in a chair across the room, smiling. "That was hot!" Orlando said as Billy regained his senses and quickly pulled his jeans back on. "What brought that on?" Viggo asked. Dom and Elijah looked up at Billy. "Do you know NOW?" they both asked. "Know what?" Orlando said, giggling at Billy's obvious discomfort at having been caught.

Billy sighed. "These two have been arguing all day," he said, snapping his jeans. "And they wanted me to settle it. But, I told them I wasn't taking sides. Not until they both pled their cases." Viggo nodded, thinking about the situation. "So, what was the argument about?" he asked. Billy looked down at Dom and Elijah, who immediately stared at each other. Elijah started to speak when Dom jumped up, hands on his hips. "ARE NOT!"

Lij's eyes narrowed. "Am too!" Before the debate escalated, Viggo raised his hand. "Are not, am too…what?" Dom turned away from Elijah, looking at Viggo. "I am prettier than Elijah," he said. Lij shook his head fast. "I'm prettier!" he responded. "You are not! Not I say! There is no way you're prettier than me!" Dom screamed. Viggo shook his head, looking from the dueling pair to Billy. "All day?" he asked. Billy nodded.

Viggo stood and walked to the pair, a finger tapping his chin. He walked around them, studying both of them intently. "Well," he began, "Elijah is very pretty. He has the exuberance of youth. He has those beautiful, piercing blue eyes." He reached out and touched the high cheekbones, trailing his fingers down across the deep dimples. "Nice, sculpted face." Viggo's hand brushed the stubble on Lij's chin. "Not bad. Not bad at all."

Elijah turned to Dom, a triumphant smile on his face. "Told ya!" he said, bouncing. Viggo shook his head. "I'm not finished yet, Lij." He turned to Dom. "Blonde. Blue eyes." Viggo tweaked the end of Dom's nose, making him laugh. "That cute little nose of yours." Viggo's hand continued its journey along the lines of Dom's face before standing back, arms crossed, watching the pair. "Okay," he said after a long moment of silence.

"Well?" Elijah asked, starting to get impatient again. Dom looked at Viggo. "Yeah. What did you decide?" Viggo chuckled. "Well, as I said, you are both very handsome. Each of you has a beauty of your own. Some people might find you more attractive. Others will find Elijah more attractive. After all, beauty is in the eye of the beholder." Dom rolled his eyes. "Yeah, we get that, Mr. Philosophical. But which one of us is prettier??"

Viggo raised an arm, pointing over his shoulder. "Orlando," he said. Behind him, Orli giggled. "Orlando?" they responded at the same time. "ORLANDO??" Viggo nodded. "How do you figure that?" Dom squeaked. It was Viggo's turn to roll his eyes, and Billy's to laugh out loud. Looking at the pair before him, Vig asked a simple question - "How many times have either of you been on the cover of People magazine?" For the first time that day, there was silence.